Wednesday, August 22, 2007

How To Pitch A Fit

How To Pitch A Fit: An Instructional Manual by Jackson Scott Moore.

Step # 1 - When a situation presents itself in which the outcome is not that which is so desired, let out a loud cry.

Step # 2 - Check to make sure that the appropriate parties are watching your tantrum.

Step # 3 - Cry louder and with more intensity.

Step # 4 - Again check to see if you are being watched.

Step # 5 - If by this time you have not received the desired outcome, you may want to reconsider you strategy. Take a moment to think.

Step # 6 - Admit defeat.

1 comment:

Nana said...

I'm like Ryan, I check this spot everyday (sometimes 2 & 3 times) to see what has happened next. We were talking about Jack last night and how he wants to be in his bed but he wants to know you are still standing there. As soon as you tell him to put his head down he does and giggles. In a few seconds he giggles again. If he can get you to laugh he wins. He's very good at it too. Then when I read this....it's so Jack. I could just eat him and those fat cheeks. Kiss them both for us. XO