Step # 1 - When a situation presents itself in which the outcome is not that which is so desired, let out a loud cry.
Step # 2 - Check to make sure that the appropriate parties are watching your tantrum.
Step # 3 - Cry louder and with more intensity.
Step # 4 - Again check to see if you are being watched.
Step # 5 - If by this time you have not received the desired outcome, you may want to reconsider you strategy. Take a moment to think.
Step # 6 - Admit defeat.